I'm lost and stupid without you.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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