We should be called the Road Head Warriors
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
