I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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