ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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