it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
we should paint friendship bongs
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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