I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Your cock deserves a montage
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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