Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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