Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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