two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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