I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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