BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
