I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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