So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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