white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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