areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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