Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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