I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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