Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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