You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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