so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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