My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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