don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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