i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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