Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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