All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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