RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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