Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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