So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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