OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think people are normalizing furries
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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