I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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