Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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