sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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