I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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