At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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