i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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