Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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