Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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