WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
if only i could text you this smell
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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