Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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