did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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