He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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