Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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