Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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