I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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