They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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