Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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