Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
