Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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