It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I don't think brook has ever known best
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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