Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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