ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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