And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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