Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
This toilet bowl is my home.
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