Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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