im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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